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I'am an Uncle again as of midnight my time: Elaejah Dumas! And I don't know what it is with this kid...I've been having strokes of good luck all day! First, I made amends with a girl I hated, then I got a 30+ win streak on Spider Solitaire, and I won $20,000 gold on my Superpoke Pets! I love Elaejah and Dominick, my niece and nephew!
AND I'D DO IT AGAIN TOO!!!!!!
Last night, I went in to the college showing of the new Twilight movie. I waited for about an hour so all those sad people could get nice and ingrained into the movie. I got my buddy as the "getaway driver" to stand outside and wait for me as I did the deed upstairs...
I went in through the back door and entered the Ballroom where people would have a hard time seeing me. My heart was pumping and my adrenaline was going nuts. I started breathing real hard, and I felt like I was gonna cop out. And then, with all my strength mustered together, I took a deep breath and yelled "TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!!"
I then bolted out the door, and ran downs
Happy Halloween, Everyone!
Just wanted to wish you all a great day on my favorite second holiday (the first one's Thanksgiving). I went as Terminator, complete with facial prosthetics, for a dance on Friday.
Today, I'm wearing a costume that my grandmother and my aunt sent me: the Budget Ninja! It's camo pajama pants, a black shirt that says "Budget Ninja Costume", a do-rag, black fingerless gloves, and a dowel rod that I turned into a prop sword a few months ago. Maybe I'll make a funny youtube video of it, especially for my grandmother! Have a safe and blessed day, ya'll! :D
THIS IS THE SICKEST SHIT EVA!!!!!!
How DARE D.A. put TWILIGHT ON MY GODDAMN D.A. ACCOUNT? THIS SHIT GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN, AND IT AIN'T CHRISTIAN! I HATE TWILIGHT, AND EVERYTHING INVOLVING TWILIGHT! I HATE TWILIGHT MORE THAN THE SELF-HATING COP ON DON'T BE A MENACE TO SOCIETY WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD HATES THE BACK OF FORREST WHITAKER'S NECK (eww!)!!!!!!
MAY THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THIS PRANK HAVE THEIR PERSONALS ROT OFF, AND MAY THEY BURN IN THE SAME LEVEL OF HELL WHERE THE TELETUBBIES WILL ONE DAY BELONG TO!!!!!!
Oh, and to whom this may concern, YOU ALL LOST THE GAME!!!!!!
Happy April Fool's Day!
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10 Things I Wish I Could Say To People:
1. Just because you don't believe I can make good movies doesn't mean shit to me. I believe that having a positive attitude when you do something you love to do makes all the difference. And I can take criticism. Remember that. I bust my ass doing what I love, and I work twice as hard as you. Just because I don't have all your experiences right now doesn't mean shit. I support your dreams, the least you can do is stop saying that I won't reach mine.
2. I don't care what you have to say about men who treat you wrong, because one, you ask for it; and 2, you treat me the same way. I don't need yo
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